i am so fucked up that i think i'm playing snood in my head.
well..are you winning?
You have more facebook pictures than most towns have people.
Some guy just watched me feed 30 dimes and 3 quarters for bread and cheese at the self checkout at walmart. I no longer comprehend shame...
I just got while a charlie horse while orgasming...most confusing feeling ever...
You're going to have to buy me a lot of drinks before the bee suit goes on...
i was mezmorized. she was the most beautiful girl that looked like a boy i ever seen
I accidentally peed all over the couch. It's safe to say I'm not welcome at that house anymore
I just set a bowl of cap n crunch on fire. That high.
I told him he was, quote: "A big cuddly bear" and he needed to get into my bed or I would set his Golden Retriever free.
Apparently I walked to Denny's in the pouring rain without shoes just socks last night. Excellent.
Are you doing trivia tonite? Also sorry I peed on you.
When you wake up on the bus on 139th but you're staying at 6th
133 to go
His front door was open but I INSISTED on army crawling FOOT FIRST under the garage door. Then I peed the bed.
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
Danny put 5 hr energy in the jungle juice (that brilliant bastard) and I almost showed my penis to Alex. It was a rough night.
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