school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
Ya! She had a north face on tho so she was a classy hooker.
you kept yelling at her to "show me your genitals" until the bouncers told us to leave...at which point you showed them YOUR genitals...
please don't ever take me to a strip club again...
there's no toilet paper. I'm using wheat bread.
The cab driver had me sign for the payment and I was like give me a second while I throw up right outside your door.
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
The only requirement is that his name is Kevin... All other factors don't matter to drunk me. Drunk me likey Kevins.
I mean you can't really blame him. He's named after whiskey and I don't get along with pants.
Just played slippy cup. Flip cup plus slip n slide. What did you do with your fourth of july?
You pole danced in your parka.
She just texted me apologizing for taking selfies on my phone then asked me to send them to her
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
I lost my voice. So I'm going to pretend I'm Ariel with legs today.
Dad smells like hangovers and 65 years of bitterness
Look, I need your help, not your judgment.
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