I want to snug with you.
You want my snuggie?
atleast your grandma didn't give you her USED dildo just so you wouldn't have sex.
90% of the problems in your life are directly related to your vagina
god I hate her. why can't she just fuck and leave like a normal slut.
do you ever facebook stalk someone so much you think their inside jokes are yours?
It's raining. Will need ride home and blow job.
Couple of things: my nipples are blue and knowing that at some point I'm going to have to poop is incredibly terrifying
So I put a beer on your bed and jumped on th3 other side of the bed like in the commercials. You my good sir, owe me a budweiser that your bed drank.
I'm not going to be your wingman while you are in the hospital.
new dating motto: let your guard down, not your panties
We are such grown women, dealing with life's problems one shower beer and reckless makeout session at a time.
There's a fine line between kinky and serial killer
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
Drunk on wine at my parents house watching "RugRats In Paris". Comeatmeadulthood.
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