After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
i dont care if i had to wear a dress to fuck her, she was super hot and i stand by my decision
Now there are nude photos of that bangin hot Russian spy chick...this is officially the best scandal ever.
I'm doing laundry from this weekend.. That poor shirt I wore to the rave smells like a dead animal that rolled in weed and pain..
You're wrong. It's my BIRTHDAY. We all know it's impossible to get pregnant on my diva day!
Where are you in relation to the mariatchi band?
Oh my god and he smells like heaven wrapped in a beard of knowledge
He said I took his samurai sword off his wall and proceeded to jump off his porch at people coming home from the bar.
I guess the lesson here is that I shouldn't send nudes to elected officials.
Good friends go out of their way to crop dust your ex not once but twice. I knew we were friends for a reason
He was referring to me as "Teenage Dream" the whole night
we thought it would be safer to lock you in the car alone downtown than take you back home to pass out
To be honest, I'm more surprised when you're not high at this point
Remember the Giant sandworm from the movie Dune? Well that's about how big his dick is. No bulshit.
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