your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
moral of the story: I'm going to stab everyone
It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
Too much gin, very little bucket
the date was going great.. until he pulled down his pants and asked if there was any hair in between his cheeks.
Also I feel like 60% of our relationship is based on sausage mcmuffins.
So where are we on this whole, you write my paper...i do sexual favors situation?
Someone better explain the burnt stove marks on my bed.
This morning two of his housemate threw confetti over me, started singing and handed me a make shift trophy out of cereal boxes and beer cans that said 'Harry's Virginity' on it. Fucking brilliant!
Last night: Repeatedly yelled about how the fishbowl tasted like blue, stole a stranger's hat, hugged the DJ for playing my request, made out with my roommate, and abandoned the guy I dragged to the club in the first place
This morning: Hat doesn't fit, hangover headache is blue, and I can't move without getting lightheaded
Listen when they tell you not to drink after giving blood
I just peed in a flower pot on the veranda while crying and holding a drink
ive cried into many a lonely burritos..
St. Patrick's day can kiss my ass. Still hungover. I guess I showed up at my gym blacked out yesterday morning. Like im not missing a gym day b
i dunno dude, he took his shirt off and is rubbing jello shots on himself. i think he's done
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
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