I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
this boner is exhausting
mom just texted me "hawaii ambien". those are like the two things she talks about to keep me interested in spending time with her.
I was just "that girl you seen blowing some dude outside when you drove by"
my mom just asked if she should wash your furry handcuffs with the lights or darks
All right cuz right now I'm in one of those moods where the shear thought of doing anything more strenuous than making a sandwich has me wanting to curl up in the feeble position and splash around in a puddle of my own tears.
You're lucky I'm tired or I'd take a pic of me mounting a reindeer yard decoration
I didn't have the heart to tell him that the reason my vagina was so "prelubricated" was because I had just had another gentleman caller an hour earlier. So, when he commented about how turned on I appeared, I just went with it.
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
She found my old SD card with stuff I "didn't keep" or "didn't record us doing".... She's pissed but really horny. Did I just win at sex?
who knew tequila and Christmas cookies would go so well together
I can't sleep. Send Llama pictures.
She told me the only rule was that I couldn't cum on her Batman blanket.
I forgot wine drunk hurts
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