dude, despite what happened last night, I'm not gay
We owe the rent and you're unemployed...you're in no financial position to flirt with cocaine addiction.
just saw a guy throwing up in the urinal at Dennys. Either he had one hell of last night or we are going to eat somewhere else
He calls it "his noble steed" and i plan to ride it.
I don't remember anything that happened last night past 10.. I made him buy me a Buckeye's Donut tshirt. I have no idea why he'd want to fuck me after that.
No. Mother. Fucking. Jello shots. Just no. I'm not falling into that trap again.
I'm texting you the word "cockring" because I feel it hasn't been said enough throughout our friendship.
I SMOKED SO MUCH I SKIPPED A DAY.
Part of my treatment is getting high and having sex with 22 year olds. I have a prescription!
It makes no sense at first, you go with it, it's fun and entertaining and then a disaster
just when his roommates walked in, we were naked in the kitchen. proceeded to awkwardly pretzel walk back into his room to cover each other (not that they haven't seen me naked plenty of times) and continue to have glorious morning sex. his roomates love me.
I can not believe he edited a picture of our three way and made it his profile picture
Pretty sure by 1p, she had fucked all of my bodily fluids out of me. I'm now trying to replace them with bourbon so 2016 is turning out pretty good.
I am at 99 matches in less than 24 hours, I need a tinder rehab program
For a girl who cried from fear the last time she was asked out, this. Is. TERRIFYING!
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