Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
No more parties with babies... I can't do that again.
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
i just went 2 months without giving head... thats like two months without coffee. or two months without sun.
It says a lot about how well I know you when I can understand messages of yours that say things like "sauteed Jesus."
When I start carrying a bottle in my hand, jumping from boat to boat with a grenade horn. YOU should know this isn't going to turn out well.
Everyone already knows you're a drunk, they understand.
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
He got violent drunk so we have to untie him in the morning. He's in your basement and you're out of electrical tape. Don't forget because I will.
If you find my purse on your yacht please call me - girl you slept with after yacht party
WOKE UP NEXT TO A PLATE OF MEATBALLS HAPPY MONDAY
Did you ever think you lost your bong and then you find it in the weirdest place? I mean, who leaves their bong in the shower?
I didn't have time to wash my hair yesterday. Ended up spraying some Febreeze on it.
I danced shirtless on a platform with a fucking stripper who went to MIT
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
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