did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
In Vegas, have spent the last 48 hours wearing a viking helmet and fanny pack. I consider this to be a career high since drinking is my career
thats it. im googling how to make you boobs smaller. this is getting out of control.
Just chased the kids into the backyard with kitchen knives. Best. Babysitters. Ever.
I just found glass in my funny face pancakes, there's nothing funny about that.
do people really wait til 5 oclock to start drinking in real life?
he described going down on me as being like 'entering a jungle of deliciousness and fur
I've used my house key more to do bumps of coke than I've used it to get in my house.
I CAME HOME WITH MY NIPPLES PEIRCED! WE WERE CAMPING. IN THE MOUNTIANS. I DONT EVEN REMEMBER IT AT ALL.
yo btw licking skeptical coke off table right now
I dunno if you guys are having weird sex or a most accurate bird sound contest but either way stop doin it
Do I lose at life if I cry in a grocery store while buying a pregnancy test?
I pretended to be blind and he pretended to be my assistant and long story short, we had to buy that bra and panty set, and now we're both banned from Victoria's Secret AND I have a cum stained demi cup.
I got the beer and the first aid kit. You get the tequila and burn cream. We should be set for the camping trip.
This conversation went from me banging other women's husbands to learning about baked goods. If that isn't personal growth I don't know what is.
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