my ass hurt today after the party last night. I wnt to the doctors and they found a coin in a ziplock bag with a note from you. WHAT THE FUCK DID U DO TO ME???
I'm dreading the fact that when the dominoes guy comes, he will ask me if i placed an order under the name "high as shit".
I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
He thought the strainer was a giant bowl to puke in.
I can't believe they didnt cut us off after we all hugged each other and started singing "were the 3 best friends that anybody could have" RIGHT IN FRONT of the bar and bartender...
I used the picture of my mom and I doing blow job shots in Vegas in the presentation for my Spanish final. Graduation here I come.
You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
oh wow I have been there. Hell one time Matt and I woke up naked with pizza rolls in the bed.
I got a second ticket last night for drunkly using my one call to order a pizza and get it delivered at the police station
Yea I saw a friend of yours carrying your limp body somewhere
I'm pretty sure my liver died in Reno and my intestines are doing hula hoops around my asshole. The bachelor party was that good.
If we could give a gymnastic score to drunken nights, I would be a part of the Fab Five.
Starting the day with sex, coffee and productivity are what the founding fathers intended
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
She came out of the bathroom listening to her iPod and crying. Then she started scream 'she will be loved'. She seems to be handling the break up well lol
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