She just wrapped her tongue around my thumb.....lizard girl may be my next wife.
Last night was epic. Hooked up with Emma Watson, found twenty bucks, and then passed out on my floor.
No you didn't. You drank unbelievable amounts of 151, passed out in someone else's bathroom, and we carried you back to your floor. Nice dreams though.
I mistook a propane tank for a keg.
i woke up, turned over, and noticed an assortment of knives stuck in my wall. i should prob stop drinking
Woke up in a closet. I'm not drinking till summer.
We pinky-swore to never fuck each other again.
just as they were cutting his pants off he made em stop & said "everyone knows about shrinkage right".
Swallowing. Like you said. Lions. Always.
woke up laying on an empty pizza box and some guy was doing blow off my butt...i guess i should thank you.
In an m&m suit playing manhunt drunk. And you thought you werent guna have a good time
You puked on yourself, then demanded to take shower. In which you kept saying "its raining"
You only have to pretend to care about soccer until July. HE'S PRETTY DONT RUIN THIS.
He threw up on my head while I was blowing him, and then I started barfing, and the kitchen floor was a mess. Believe me, he will never, ever live this down.
When she's hammered the amount of alliteration that comes out of her mouth is amazing.
I just peed on myself the semester has officially began.
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