"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
then she came back into the room with a neckbrace on. i thought she was getting ready for the pounding of a lifetime.
someone should tell her that easter eggs aren't meant to be dildos.
I wish i could be on x for the rest of my life.
As it turns out, drunk trust falling that guy at the top of the waterslide didn't really work out for anyone..
The police report said that there were 25 cases of bud light, two hookers fighting in the street, 13 cop cars, and two road blocks, a kid got tazered, another got maced, and over a hundred people in the house
So that means its a bad thing that your dad found it huh?
I'm petting the cat while shitting. This is all I ever wanted
For sure. Gotta go. Building an igloo.
I'm 99.9% sure the people upstairs are using walki-talkies to talk to each other across the room. Too high for this shit
Like sorry you chose to have an attractive girlfriend dude
STOP PUTTING PICTURES OF JONAH HILL IN MY KITCHEN CABINETS!
He texted "fuck you" before blocking me on all social media. Come to think of it, that's also the last thing my mother said to me. Could it be that I'm the problem?
Quick I need a sexy way to say "suck your balls"
I promised her I would shit on your driveway. There's nothing that you or I can do about it now.
I'm about to take plan-b with a glass of wine and ramen noodles. I cannot decide who will hurt more...my vagina, my kidneys or my pride.
Randomize
