Saved 180 Bucks tonight. Pulled my own tooth. More money to party with.
the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
Just found the video that explains the neighborhood applause. Your landlord is awesome, and the clothes are on the roof
She fucked me for a ride to the airport. If this is what the rest of college is like, I'm never graduating.
I gave you a lap dance in a bowling alley... And I was Fine?
That doesn't mean I'm a slut. Unless McFlurries are involved.
I will rub McFlurries all over you.
I'm pretty sure the guy in front of me at Walmart doesn't have good plans. It's one am he is buying a flash light and black bandanna
But I REALLY want to hide my crazy for as long as possible with him so he'll date me.
I just bottomed with the last unicorn playing in the background. I've hit a new level of gay.
did you just try to prove your straightness by quoting a lady gaga song?
My mom always wanted to raise a classy lady, it just turned out to not be her daughter.
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
Are we at that level of friendship where we can share slutty stories and not hold it against the other person at a later date ?
I fucked a 6 foot tall guy who has abs showing without even flexing... I am a wizard and I have magical powers.
It’s awful. They need to open the bars. I’m now trolling grocery stores looking for dick
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