no i did not stop my best friend from eating out my sister...bros before hoes
My boobs are too big for things to be going this downhill in my life.
george bush was a better president for first pitches than barack obama. there. i said it.
entire chemistry final was about beer... i actually might miss this place
I seriously dont think i have ever ridden a horse sober.
If u were an xman, what would ur power be? I would shoot lasers from my boobs.
That's like lying to my vagina. I can't betray it like that.
You know he really cares when he gives you one of those on-the-go toothbrushes for your walk of shame before running to work
You were definitely drunk. You gave him an otphj in front of everyone.
There was so much jailbait at the festival that there was no other option but to drink my morals away
I went out with a plan. I came home with a Brian. THIS WAS NOT PART OF THE PLAN.
I just said "I love my cat" as a hobby.
Update: He still has devil magic genitals.
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
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