just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
bras are like tupperware for tits, keeps em fresh.
I'm blazed at jack in the box and my order number is 420. I wish everything in the world made this much sense.
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
i think you know its gunna be a bad day when it starts with throwing up into a red plastic cup
the creek. my friends left me at a party next thing i know im in a breaststroke relay race with a bunch of randos in the dark
P.S. It's common courtesy to let the girl your banging know if she's about to walk into the same place your girlfriend is at so she can get her poker face ready
True that.. I am going to ride a gold plated unicorn across a field of cocaine and coach purses when I graduate.
That was beautiful.
Drinking ketchup directly out of the bottle does not make it tomato juice.
This girl came outta nowhere yelling HOLD MY DICKKKKKK!
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
Dude, I traded weed for crunch berries. Happy Thursday.
Can we be gay Bert and Ernie for Halloween?
I know it sounds cheesy, but i think both me and her mum know they are "thanks for being so cool about finding nudes of your daughter on the camera" flowers
Its one of those days... someone might die
Would a picture of my dick help?
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