I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
apparently it's okay for him to stick his dick in my mouth but not to let me have a can of diet pepsi for the road.
Through a series of unfortunate circumstances, I think I just sprayed lime juice on my vagina.
If there was chocolate on Regis Philban's dick, I would totally lick it off. That's how desperate I am for some right now.
what do 4 police cars, 1 ambulence, and 2 fire truycks have in common?.... My driveway
just paid a stripper to have a minute conversation about the arizona game WTF
Could someone please kill snooki before she contributes to the gene pool.
Things I love twice as much when drunk: Taco Bell. Office chairs that roll. Classes.
Maybe the downfall to liking really smart guys is that they're to smart to think about sex all the time.
well they never fully had sex so she's like an eskimo step-sister. I'll make a family tree for you.
She called to say her plane was running late and i had 30minutes to get to the airport for bathroom sex
should i save it for someone special or be a feminist and be like "my vagina doesnt define me"
I think my sex life is about to turn into a war on two fronts
I came so hard I went blind for a few seconds.
I know you're having a really bad day and I'm a little to blame for that and I'm sorry. To make your day go better just try to imagine what people's fuck faces look like.
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