so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
IS FOOTBALL GONNA SUCK HIS DICK? NO, IT IS NOT
I cannot for the life of me remember why I am holding this rabbit.
The key to alley sex is drunkeness.
Nope. He totaled my car then moved back to Louisiana to work things out with baby mama. I sure know how to pick em
hey fuckhead. when i said not to grow shrooms in our apartment, that didn't mean "yea, sure. grow shrooms in our apartment"
i seriously haven't spoken to him since i drunk dialed him and told him i loved his beard
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
The guy behind me is talking about how his life goal is to use his knowledge of mathematics to make the world a better place. My only life goal right now is getting through this lecture without throwing up in my lap.
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
Just delivered a pizza to a holiday inn and a delivery driver from Me n Ed's walked up at the same time, we both were going to the same floor so we stood in the elevator making small talk about delivery stuff, but a small part of me wanted to deck him, stand over him and shout,"FOR THE HUT MOTHERFUCKER, FOR THE HUT!"
Jesus christ, don't start a pizza delivery gang war.
I threw up in the bathtub last night like a decent human being.
Don't put me in that position. I am not qualified to be the responsible adult here.
Ive realized that in order for me to understand math, my professor has to be hot.
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