You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
If she didn't want me to pass out in her bathroom, then she shouldn't have such a furry rug in there
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
we need to find that guy that whips out his cock at the bar again
I just blew my nose and little bits of weed came out.
Reading in my econ of energy textbook about the US' largest oil spill from the 1990's.. guess i can't sell this one back either
i just got cockblocked by a guy drinking wine straight out of the bottle with a straw...
We have to use a contraceptive. God help the world if another one of us comes into fruition.
best friends dont let best friends get an STD of the eyeball just saying
Its okay, i dont mind you drinking, im just surrounded by it, there is some random dude laying on your couch with a bucket that ive never seen before
You know what i just remembered? I asked the 8 ball if i was gonna get kicked out this semester before any of this stuff happened and it said yes. ITS REAL.
It's funny to me the only time that you clean up is when your weed delivery man is on the way.
He drunkenly stumbled over to me and told me my "crotch looks spectacular tonight"..... i think this could work
the amount I squirted last night was insane. Im glad i ignored tlc's advice, i went chasing waterfalls and loved every god damn minute of it.
There is a car windscreen wiper in my handbag... Not my car's, not ok.
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