So I'm sober and underage, being hit on by a groom-to-be with braces...is it a bad thing that I'm enjoying it?
how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
and im sitting here waiting for them to work on my car. in a room full of men. that are too old for me. its like a sausage fest nightmare...
you went up to their shower, tripped in it, accidentally turned it on and then claimed that you like to "test everyone's showers"
we made out inside of a kiddie slide for about 20 mins. it was the sexiest, most suffocating experience I've ever had
I just saw a sign that said "STRIPPERS!!! As seen on Jerry Springer!". As if Springer is the highest honor. I'm pretty sure we're in south Georgia.
There's a point around the one and a half minute mark where the keg stand goes from impressive to pathetic
You were laying in bed whispering and crying to the half eaten burrito saying "why am I shitting so much" and "what did I do to deserve this"
I ate goldfish off your shoulder, I think we had bigger issues
Just to an Octoberfest and a sex party. Nothing wild.
I don't like sad things. I do like drinking though
It was his birthday and he drunkenly offered me Portillo's and diamonds in exchange for a snap chat of my boobs. Even sober it seemed like a good idea at 3 in the morning.
However, you did manage to order seven different drinks while fingering her at the packed bar - it was like watching the pizza men pound the dough in the windows
Apparently i tried to feed this guy's piranhas my whole left arm.. according to him, i was "showing them whos boss, bc if they try to eat my arm, im guna punch their face"
A guy who takes a plate of chicken tenders away from us is not to be trusted or slept with
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