Can't talk. I'm at the Tulsa Sheriff's office with a bunch of rednecks. I bet I'm the only one that voted for Obama.
I bet you're the only one who could read the ballott.
did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
Just did the walk of shame across state lines...milestone?
you win again, gameday.
I could tell by the way he was holding my hand that he really liked you
Apparently senior citizens don't like that position
Fuck. The basement bathroom I've been getting head in for 6 months just went 'Out of Service'.
Your brother came in a girls mouth for the first time last night... Ah the tales told whilst buying minors beer.
This is why i like single justin better. my only regret is not being present for more of his short life. may he rest in peace
I blew him and did charles barkley impressions at the same time. what a pro
It's a 'fuck poison control' kind of night.
Just watched two people have sex in the pool. Hope you enjoy your yeast infection courtesy of the comfort inn.
Are you 5:30 blackout again?
I just delete my bank app from my phone to have enough storage to download tindr. Is this my life now?
theres a girl in the library eating whip cream out of a starbucks cup... only whip cream, im way to high for this shit
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