And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
Can we comment on the fact that at five thirty this morning, security woke me up in the hotel lobby, in my underwear, and some random guys winter coat?
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
5 am is for sleeping. Or getting railed on by a stranger. But never for fundraising. Get real.
Although last time you were unsure about someone they flipped a golf cart on me.
so apparently going to a christian rock concert dressed as Jesus is horribly inappropriate.
You always have that cute deer in the headlights look. Thats what made showing you my penis for the first time so disconcerting.
Just got back from the tanning beds. I'm a lobster. I fear for the safety of my nipples falling off.
Just had a guy try to pull the maraca out of my shirt with his teeth... Wtf
I would like to dedicate my cray behavior this week to my uncontrollable hormones and wine. Both have totally Efff'ed with my life.
Yah... You need to get here. Evan just peed off the karaoke stage.
Yea I almost drowned giving a BJ in the shower once
I don't want random pictures of your morning wood. It's like, what a glorious morning oh a penis.
You attempted what you called the "Long Island Heist", in which you shoved a half glass of Long Island down your pants and asked me to help you sneak it out. That drunk.
I'm drunk listening and crying to Selena. How's your Monday?
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