im orety awesome arent i? relly i know i am
I might be drunk enough to make out with you. You don't want to miss this unique opportunity.
i just lost my virginity for the 9th time. when will guys stop believing that nonsense line
riding the spinning bikes at the rec after Valentines Day was a baaddddd idea
I just took a shower and I feel like 20 pounds of sex just came off of me.
I'm venturing to your corner of this sin house in t minus 2 minutes.
can we just pause for one second and address the fact that balls were out last night
Btw if you ever get emails that pretty much contain 'bwahhhhh jatkkvsweuo' it's safe to assume it's me.
She was blowing me when her roommate came in and goes "you want me to tap in?"
You realize once your inheritance is finalized this shit will stop happening right?
He wanted to watch the vow, cuddle, and not have sex. An upgrade is in order.
So, what my linguistics project should really be called is "I happen to sleep/makeout with a lot of bilinguals and am now using them to help me graduate"
You're doing screenings before you set me up again- no child sized dicks allowed.
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
Well, at least you look pretty when you're disgusted
We are no longer allowed to make spur of the moment decisions about our love lives
ABSOLUTELY NOT
Randomize
