i will soon be in a relationship on fb
you!?
me and your mom. i mean, lisa.
You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
Sandra Bullock looks like the most recent Michael Jackson
Is it sanitary to roast marshmallows over a cigarette lighter?
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
His concept of male bonding is doing lines in adjacent stalls.
Lesbians are nicde people they do not take debit cards
Does having a sippy cup full of wine, at an outlet mall, qualify you as 'having a problem'?
This morning I learned I traded my sunglasses for a Big Lebowski sticker at the football game.
Don't be alarmed when we finally get naked and I let out a WOOHOO!!!
So why are your hands bright blue and have you seen my roommate.
Both questions will answer each other.
Ain't no cockblock like hearing the word"HOOODOOORR!" shouted from the bedroom floor while in the middle of sex.
I don't mean to alarm you but are the strongest testicles in the family. I just learned I can lift 90 lb with my balls! Beat that.
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