i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
best googles of the semester: toe fucking, purpose of two nostrils, human tail. with pictures
Ok. Also I almost just threw up. Seriously. I was think to myself "really? Here? Now? At my work desk?" and then it went away.
Please do NOT set off the smoke alarm when I am tied to the bed like this...
I tried to put the left over margartia in a box for you but they wouldn't let me
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
officially hit rock bottom.. been yelling through the vent in my room to my little brother trying to convince him to get me water for the past two hours. i fear feeling the full effect of my hangover if i stand.
I'm not mad at you for letting me use my air mattress as a toilet, i'm mad at you for letting me lay back down on it.
Thanks for getting me stoned. My manager started quizzing me about the menu and I struggled until he asked me to describe the tortilla soup. I said "tasty"
I don't care how hungry or impatient you are. the highest setting on the microwave is 100% and you better not take it appart to add power. This is not the Enterprise.
He was awful. Hubby's was apparently epic. I suck at swinging.
I'm so baked, I spent the last hour trying to screencapture the cracks on my phone.
Where are you? Where am I? Why am I so red?
Just got invited to a tree party by some random chicks. They're literally just sitting up in a tree with a handle of rum and a box of goldfish crackers and yelled at me as I was walking by...
We've been taking shots, cranking Marilyn Manson, and eating your bacon. Your kid is probably ruined.
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