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• (806): View more from Texas

  Jesus knows you're telling a lie.

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  Jesus stopped reading my text messages when I started drunk texting boys to hookup

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• (315): View more from New York

  making an appointment with student health services to check out my pinkeye on 4/20. they are going to thing this is such a joke

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• (336): View more from North Carolina

  While drunk it seemed like a good idea to barricade my roommate in his room with everything that we could move in our apartment, waking up to him screaming from it collapsing on top of him was just an added bonus.

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• (781): View more from Massachusetts

  I need $500 dollars more than I need a night of dignity... I gonna do it.

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• (410): View more from Maryland

  How would one go about tricking someone into chugging an entire bottle of tequila?

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• (206): View more from Washington

  Its all fun and games until someone grabs the electrical fence.

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• (618): View more from Illinois

  I just found pizaa roll in my hair. Already been to class today

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• (215): View more from Pennsylvania

  I'm hungry

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  Come here to eat and play. It'll be like Dave and Busters except with sex

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• (412): View more from Pennsylvania

  I think that's the key to being an adult though... Get those rapid fire beer shits out I the way early, then you can go about your grown man business

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• (210): View more from Texas

  Fuckin wine wasted last night. Found my pants in the toilet this morning.

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• (732): View more from New Jersey

  We exchanged spring break stories last night. Open relationships are the best.

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• (702): View more from Nevada

  WELL THEN WHAT DAY IS IT?!?! This whole having to choose between ruining my future and ruining my liver is totally killing my vibe

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• (216): View more from Ohio

  we should most definitely have a fire extinguisher in the apartment. like... for sure

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• (586): View more from Michigan

  He corrected my spelling during sexting.

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• (727): View more from Florida

  The whole country is going to hell in a handbasket but I got a grade A fucking and don't particularly care.

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