Ahhh... Adderall running out my nose in the shower really brings back memories.
We shared that special kind of eye contact that can only be experienced when you know one party is saying "Oh god, I fucked him in the back seat when you were in the front, didn't I."
Just took a final in the room where I lost my virginity. I think it was god luck.
on a side note you can NOT make bong water out of a pear
if im not pregnant im gonna be so pissed for spending the money from my weed fund on the test
wow, a mother in the making
DID YOU JUST COME OUT THROUGH A FACEBOOK COMMENT??
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
well that explains the french fry and ketchup packet rolled into the wasitband of my sweats. thank you drunk me.
Please tell me joes at work safe and sound and doesn't smell like jail?
Who knows? Maybe we can sing afternoon delight into each other's genitals.
If you can't drink with the big boys, give up your beer and go back to the playpen
I've made this amazing blanket/pillow cocoon combo and I am set for life in here.
They ran out of toilet paper so I used the rug to wipe my vagina
logically I know i should probably study somewhere outside my dorm room, but if I do that then I cant drink and smoke half as much while i study
You know its an epic night when omar the garbage man gives you a ride home at 6 in the morning.
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