Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
i friday night watching house. god, i need a life, friends, and a legitimate fake id.
you were stealing lawn gnomes and punching cars. I'm not surprised you got arrested.
Somewhere in this world my second husband is in 9th grade.
2nd night home for break and we had to call the fire department to keep the house from burning down. At this rate I'll be lucky to see you next semester.
You called me at 2am singing 'happy birthday' while screaming 'I fucking love you' verses, all while eating a burrito and taking a piss off your apartment balcony
Yeah I know, the people below me already told me
Nothing says walk of shame like leather pants in daylight
It was fine until he came back to my place, grabbed a beer, HIGH-FIVED me, and left.
It's awesome, he has so much more free time now that he's not screwing other girls behind my back
Drunk dialed the ex last nigh; turns out I miss dialed. The stranger who answered played along and apologized for sleeping with my cousin. She sent me a txt this morning to let me know.
Kindest stranger ever. Marry that girl.
How about we just fuck in random places all around campus, and skip the boring relationship part?
No like you've drunkenly persistently tried to take your shirt off in the middle of a park filled with children. You had already thrown your bra at my crotch.
I saw him and didn't have sex with him. Responsibility five!
I fucked him twice and then he set me up with his teammate. This kid does wonders for me
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