My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
Asian chick on skype stripping for me. Hold on give few min
she asked me if I wanted a handjob on the haunted mansion ride at Disney. was I suposed to say no?
so the time management class we had to take for work seems to be working. I just beat off instead of waiting for gf to get home bc it fit my schedule better.
I don't think you have the libido for two women at the same time
I think you underestimate the amount of time spent masturbating
i feel this will be the best possible way to start a friendship. By breaking into his house.
Every time I get scared about the fact that I'm falling for him I remember that he juggles and is hung like a mastadon and everything is a-ok.
Plus my stomach has been speaking through my ass all day sending notes saying "fuck you" and "this is from your liver" or "i will kill you."
you are going to have to live with the consequences, i'm going to fuck your sister
His penis contains the glue that keeps this relationship together.
how fucking stupid do you have to be to think I'm going to accept your friend request months after falling asleep during one night stand sex?
If we had a dog do you think we would be less hoe-y?
Nah
My fart just smelled like the inside of white castle, I mean spot on, no difference whatsoever.
I'm not gonna lie. I need sex like plants need water right now. I just need the dick.
She said cowgirls can can pee standing up and proceeded to pull up her dress and drop her underwear.
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