They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
Its mothers day and I have choke marks around my neck. Thanks for that.
she just punched a dude and called him a peasant for not drinking fast enough in flip cup.
She set an alarm on my phone for her birthday. Place: Her bed.
Its like no one cares im drunk naked wet and ready to throw myself at some one hold on i found a solution to my problems
I love pie. Pie understands me and the spatula
I just windexed my mirror headboard, Lets get to work.
If I was gonna be at your campus for halloween weekend, I'd dress up as the masked horny fairy and give out condoms. I'm so thoughtful.
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
Like he held up the condom afterwards, twirled it with his finger, and said "look at that load"
I found my grandmother's vibrator, how was your day?
And that is why I love you so much. You have the same cold black heart as me.
Is it appropriate to send an apology gift to his roommates for breaking the bathroom sink during crazy sex?
I just got out of a $280 speeding ticket by acting like The Big Lebowski. Seriously Jeff Bridges is the man.
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