I can't believe believe she called me a slut. She doesn't know anything about me or my life.
Shit, that's something a lot of sluts say.
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
It's like, I'm the official vagina for that DJ group
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
He's stoned as shit, eating breakfast cereal and taking a dump. All while listening to dubstep. We may never understand him.
One last question would your parents let me sleep in your bathtub for the night?
drunk enough to drink jager bombs out of a bowl on the kitchen floor.
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
Just set up my first threesome: a rapper and a Marine. Pretty sure at least 80% of girls in America hate me right now.
she kind of stumbled up and said "Bitches be needin' stiches." i thought i could convince her to break a bottle over someones head but she fell onto her face and passed out before i could say anything
He just kept pissing on the couch as we were yelling at him while he repeatedly told us "its going to be okay".
I'm drunk but I just ate 2 heads of broccoli so does that mean it evens out?
Yes absolutlely
Last thing I remember I was riding on a picnic table being hauled around by a lawn mower with an empty case of bud light on my head...
It is NEVER not funny to me when I am sitting at a table and I've touched the dicks of every single person I'm sitting with.
Apparently last night I was doing back bends for the guy making my easy mac because clearly it wasn't easy enough for me.
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