that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
so later when i'm crying over him remind me that he once called his penis "senor weeper"
Ah shit... I sleep-ate chocolate pudding again.
So did u puke in his bathroom or all over his Olympic medals? Please say medals...
I feel like jumping into a breast pit right now. Like the old school ball pits at mcdonalds.
He tried eating fireworks, to stop him being hungover in the morning. Where do you keep finding these people?!
im suggesting it to him. and by suggesting i mean we're not having sex again unless im wearing high heels
Dude, seduce him with cookies. You almost turned me gay with scones. Don't be surprised when they get you laid.
You started drinking at 2:30, did you really think you would be able to remember?
how the hell were we supposed to out run the cops in a bus?
He's ninety percent amazing leader, brother, and teacher, and ten percent unforgivable douche. These are the men I look up to in my life.
I can't help but look at my sex life and acknowledge that this is not normal behavior.
Meanwhile I'm googling glory holes in Vegas
Will keep you updated on the sexual orientation of my new guy
I don't know how much expertise I could offer. My best advice is, "don't drown, for god's sake don't drown"
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