I wanna bring you to show and tell
dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
in a basement doing blow off a prince dvd next to a chick in a saddam mask
I just saw a license plate that said "Guidete" at college. This proves the world is officially ending in 2012
Sorry if I'm being weird. I'm dipping doritos in cabernet.
He told me the hand job I gave him this morning was "lovely".
It really ruins the moment when you have to ask to resend the nude pics.
I just watched a woman in a full wedding dress and veil walk out of the chinese buffet...I no longer believe I have a problem, and am afraid I am underdressed.
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
Cant really say how it happened but i woke up in the middle of the night and somehow pissed all over connors dad
You tried to steal my pants at 3am saying they were yours and somebody was gonna die, not cool dude
Thanks for the bagel and the sex.
I just realized that with the new snapchat update / emoji sticker thing I can now use easily use emojis to cover my boobs in nudes.
My kid made a secret wish that you have a baby... Make good choices today!
She grinded so hard on my face that I've got rugburn on both eyelids
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