btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
Her little brother was home, so we had to hook up while playing hide and seek with him
so I have this game called 14 beers left. and we both have to drink 7 before we leave
She has 2500 facebook friends. I probably should have used a condom.
I wonder how many times I can be hungover in one day
glow-in-the-dark stars on his ceiling from '98 totally make blowing him more romantic.
There are not one, but two women wearing my boxers on the couch right now. You need to wake the fuck up.
So. Much. Sex. I feel like i ran a marathon then someone kicked me in the vagina. Soo worth it
I just banged your sister. Thats what you get for takibg my lunch money in 2 grade, boom, boom fiyyaa powaa
You came on the chandelier from the first floor.. Of course were allowed back
I almost bumped into a man wrapped only in a blanket at 10 am
I had to talk to the cops at my front door in a bathrobe, with the buttplug still in.
I have to date her we need a place to stay for tailgating
When I finally came to, I was in the DJ booth wearing his headphones while he was spinning. That's all I got.
I purposely left my thong and accidentally left my ethics book, hairspray and most of my dignity.
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