He is an equal opportunity slut.
The tent neighbors already set us on fire w an errant roach. How do you think Bonnaroo's going?!
Should I mail that cop his nightstick or just throw it away?
I'm pretty sure we put the facepaint on during whippets
I'm gonna take off my shirt and spin it around my head like petey Pablo so u can find us
Can't tonight. I'm supposed to get drugs for some college kids. Just doin my part in helping to enlight america's future
It doesn't feel like real life when you open your hotel room door and the first person you see is wearing a rabbit costume. I'm too hungover for this.
I just bought emergency deodorant at Dominick's and put it on in front of a homeless man while waiting for the bus. He laughed and said 'girl, you a mess'. This is my life.
Last night was a "wash hands with dog shampoo" kind of night
Why am I not blowing coke off your ass at my apartment?
We just had an accidental Facebook titty pic scare.
Tbh.. I hope he still watches our sex tapes so he can be reminded of what he's missing out
I know we're not on great terms here, but I need to know if you're still available for sexual activity...cause if not I need to get going on a work-out plan.
Ya know. I was thinking of my slutty moments the other day and finally know which one makes the number 1 spot.
You'll be pleased to know I just had an elaborate day dream about your penis. you were there too.
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