doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
youre so sexy i want your bod
dude, did you turn gay?
heather?
this is jacob
I am coming home for anal
* a nap*
As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
you tried to tell me that ice cream had no calories because they were "frozen"
we just drove by a car that was painted for a grad, it said "you done it!" with a confederate flag bumper sticker next to it. i love kentucky
I've really got to stop smuggling half full bottles of beer out of bars in my purse.
He just referred to himself as a sharp shooter. I had sex with that.
Crumbling up chips, putting them in salsa, eating with spoon. New level of stoner fatassery. Its so genius/delicous i'm not even ashamed
The topic of sex in the jamba banana suit has come up on multiple occasions. We're just waiting for a moment to try it out.
I think he's hit rock bottom. You know it's a low point in life when you cry because you weren't invited to sit in a box car and watch porn with two other straight dudes.
Oh my god did you actually lose a tooth
Oh I see how it is...you can snap chat the world your balls but I wear dinosaur feetie pajamas and I'm the "weird one"
I was just trying to be a good friend but in retrospect I probably shouldn't have pepper sprayed you.
I love millennial parents. One of the moms at the daycare center literally told me she and her husband named two of her kids after batman characters and one after game of thrones
Randomize
