I think she heard me call her a fat skank. But she was to be fair.
hey, what are you doing? my roommates are gone for the night... you should come over ;)
nah, i'm gonna grab some food
Going back to my hometown to drink absinthe with highschool boys. Remind me to evaluate this decision tomorrow.
If a guy called my cleavage "mesmerizing" but is kinda related to me, does it still count?
She made me repeat after her: "I take responsibility for what I put in my own mouth."
It was so romantic--he turned me around to face the sunset during doggy-style over the couch back.
You said you wanted to go to louisiana and get arrested by Steven segal
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
That's the international "my vagina is unoccupied, come talk to us" chant. You have your mission. Go.
People were running around punching out the ceiling tiles Super Mario style.
No you don't understand. This tree is really alive. Like in Pocahontas.
Remember that time we turned a can of Axe body spray into a flame thrower?
you seriously don't remember..? but then again, you were taking shots by yourself for like 30mins
I love her so much I can forgive her for wearing crocs
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
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