You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
Maybe i shouldn't have told him the key to getting in my pants was double vodka sodas and Nelly's song "grillz."
I thought all girls wanted is to get a boner
you want to re-phrase that?
we need 14,000 post its to execute this plan
please don't go to jail. I'd hate to have to call the montgomery county jail every time I need sex advice
I'm a little upset you wasted 3 beers on your wet tee shirt contest.
Why are there jello shots in the kitchen drawer?
I have vodka and explosives. For once, we can blow something up that isn't a blow-up doll.
How early is too early to study with margaritas?
I always make inappropriate sexual decisions during the holidays
He stopped mid sex to pour wine in my mouth...
Marry him.
I DID NOT GO INTO HOURS OF STRENUOUS LABOR FOR YOU TO LOOK LIKE A DOMINATRIX BARMAID ON A WEEKDAY. AT LEAST SAVE IT FOR THE WEEKEND GDI.
We have angered the beer gods. It feels like I'm shitting angry cats.
Do I masturbate or eat a pound of matazah. Alissa help what do I do??
Randomize
