Good thing you left when you did - ended up getting banned from jimmy johns.
So what does a sober person do in Vegas on a Friday night?
Fourth time I had to be woken up in the line of Whataburger in two weeks. First time my shirt was free of vomit.
Your tequila is gone. I suggest you bring more home before you go out for dinner. Money is taped to mailbox.
not totally sure where im at but i think i've definitely woken up on this couch before. bong on the coffee table looks familiar. should be able to find my way home
Yeah I figured you were blackout when you were Shakira dancing on the floor.
I think I'm too tall to 69 successfully.
I think I might cry.
If I end up in a healthy relationship because of this, I will NEVER forgive you!!!
Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha
Hey, I'm just seeing how you're doing and letting you know I fucked your dad last night. Don't fuck with me.
I was supposed to go on a date tonight but I cancelled because I found out the Lizzie McGuire movie is on Netflix.
Just beer bonged through a snorkel, add that to the list
How do I let my trainer know I'm only at the gym so I can get in more intense sex positions?
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
There is a sex dungeon behind the wine cellar. This is why I hate showing foreclosures.
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