Why don't you ever send me any naked pics
i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
If you liked it then you shoulda put your dick in it, oh uh uh oh
He managed to light the Jello on fire...
They ran through the sprinklers in front of campus police, shirtless. Singing "love is a battlefield"
Nobody knows who the hobo or dude who whipped out his balls is
Would it be considered cannibalistic if I wanted to eat off his bacon tattoo?
Oh, and apparently I was butt ass naked and walked into the room where anna was skyping her dude in afghanistan and said "This is happening."
Like the friend zone has no room for winks
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
i'm licking honey sensually off my arm while alone in my room. what has my life come to
If you're not my stylist, having sex with me, or agreeing to have sex with me don't fucking touch my hair.
Apparently, im the only one in the world who thinks Larry King is hot.
She was all for the threesome til I showed her a pic of my boyfriend. I think I should re-evaluate my life decisions.
I remember is someone saying "I smell weed" and then having a room full of sober high school kids look at me.
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