Now hope fervently that she'll do it quick and cheap, just the way i like it
I'm trying to bond with my sister... Its like getting to know a person I never met that I don't like
so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
he was drinking wine. Puking into an empty water bottle. And eating french toast. ....All at the same time.
He offered but I said no. I didn't think it'd be cool to accept cupcakes in the mens room of a gentlemans club.
was it you or me who tried to make the, what appears to be, nacho cake in the oven?
Finals drinking + forgeting you had to take your ambien because you work at 6am mid paper= drunk logic which then entails going on a "detox" run. Puking your guts put in the field house bushes while some random guy says to you "its okay. We're marching on."
Captain America stopped by our tailgate. He ate a taco.
I don't suppose you have a recipe for a cocktail made of bitter resignation, regretting everything, poor life descisions and deep-seated self-loathing?
He and I tag each other in memes all day. You could say it's getting pretty serious.
please don't forget about the bread in the toilet i am absolutely not dealing with that
I think my time would be better spent seducing the TA then trying to save this paper.
Shame is for Republicans.
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