I'm drive I can fine osifer
i just fell asleep at my computer and i woke up and in the google bar it said delicious foods to eat
is it bad that I sent her a picture of my penis on her husbands birthday?
the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
I bought a bottle of 100 proof for the storm. I am going to drink until I pass out. I'm taking bets. 1:30 pm is the over/under.
she was laying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays", which is apparently drunk for frogs.
He showed up to fuck me at the same time the pizza guy did. It was like everything I needed just showed up at my stoop.
We were confused who drove until we went outside and her cupholders were torn out of the dash and laying on the ground
I pulled some girls weeve trying to pull the stop cord on the bus
I've never felt more disgusting in my life. And I'm including the time I snuggled that homeless woman in the puddle of my whiskey vomit.
I woke up with a bloody knee, 6 burn marks on my thigh and glitter nails If anyone asks I'm going to say You came into town
I think that's why god made me a woman. Bc it's harder to slap people in the face with a vagina.
All I need is a morbidly obese man masturbating at the other end of the car and I'll complete the CTA Horror Trifecta.
Well, she chose the fuckboy life or the life chose her. Not sure which one but either way I don't need that negativity in my life.
Well obviously we have a ghost in the house who’s taking showers in your bathroom and doing our cocaine.
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