You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
he said he doesnt sext because the government can tap that kind of shit too. no boobie pics for him.
If you know any fat girls who would pay me for sex, I am low on money and morals right now
frozen drink friday is suspended until further notice
It's getting increasingly easier to use his emotional instability to my advantage. That's about all he has going for him right now.
Oh my God. He stopped counting at 22.. His senior year. I feel the STDs infecting my taint as we speak.
Also, if someone could cut me off before im rolling around the yard pantsless with a 40 year old lesbian that would be awesome.
He said that I looked like a "ghost had crawled up into my vagina and died"..so yeah, I'd say the hangover was noticeable.
oh my god you are days, if not hours away from a dick pic. This is the day the lord has made rejoice and be glad in it
I just remembered touching your bosses wife's fake tits last night. Thanks again for taking me to your work function.
did u drive by my house last night?
bc if that wasn't you i threw my bourbon bottle at the wrong van
I woke up in a limo in long Island, Ny this morning. Talk about a black out
when you shit yourself on the way to school its time to give up and go home
My hairdresser won’t do keratin treatments because of the toxins, but will put ecstasy up her butt at festivals...
There's a big ass bed, hella ecstasy, and I can guarantee you'll regret every second that you remember.
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