Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
i told the doctor i drank a college amount of alcohol. judgemental prick
How do I tell my mom that she just went to the gym with my water bottle filled with vodka...
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
we weren't quite sure what was on that mirror, so we snorted it and hoped for the best
To say the least, now you know you're a proper lady, passing a field sobriety test in heels...
Congratulations, you are no longer the only person who has watched me drunkenly pee on their furniture.
No, no, we have to calibrate. What is the maximum amount of trouble we can get into without going to jail?
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
DROP EVERYTHING! Gatta go get tested for herpes, lets make an adventure out of it.
And I'm sorry for punching you in the face when I drunkenly threw my sandwich
Just give me 5 advils and some sunglasses and I'll knock out on this couch no problem.
I'm crying watching Rihanna at the VMAs. Periods are a bitch
I mean we all knew i was gonna get arrested eventually but shoplifting is lame so dont tell anyone. Well just let them assume public nudity or something
What's your fascination with fucking to the Lion King Soundtrack?
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