No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
I literally ate my thanksgiving dinner while getting a lapdance. And honestly, after that, there is no other way.
Well my door is unlocked for you, I'll be in the bathtub drinking a pre-mixed bottle of margarita until I forget the degree to which my life sucks.
We didn't have sex but he is somehow naked and laying on top of me. his dick is touching my leg and freaking me the fuck out.
Pretending to be completely fried so the odd girl next to me doesnt suspect im simply staring at her.
Got into Princeton. So excited about the mommy-issue-over-achieving-cock I get to ride the next 4 years!!!
He kept telling me Te Amo last night. Over and over. And that he was scared. Drunkenly. In Spanish.
It's fine. I wouldn't trust either of them to be my workplace drug buddy.
How do you keep manipulating these men into helping you?
I'm a massage therapist with an oral fixation. It's not nearly as hard as you make it out to be.
Then, he ate me out while I watched Bo Burnham. Best. Night. Ever.
Hypothetically - think of it as Schrodinger's blow-job.
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
I don't know what the hell I'm going to do with myself when this is all over. I'll probably just go back to smoking pot and trying to learn italian.
I just found your "it's drinking time" note in my chem notes. Why did this never happen??
I was waiting for you to find it...I'll be over in 5
I fought off a bull with my bare hands while he went off to have sex with her against a wall. I’m more upset about the fact that no one is acknowledging what I did.
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