I think he may have called me a bar rat, jokingly. I said i was but in a non-trashy way.
I'm in a subway station watching a tranny do her makeup. This is like watching a unicorn giving birth.
We learned about herpes today in bio. I might as well have given the lecture
I made a google map for "places I got blow jobs"
ok so hold on... from what i hear... thank you... i'm sorry... and your welcome.
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
How can he have such a manly penis and baby hands?!
At beerfest, hammered, going to try to not get naked in public but i cant make any promises
You broke the end off a wine bottle, ran outside and screamed "FOR NARNIA!!"
Hope you had your fill for the summer my friend, because all the cleavage has been put away for the winter. Fear not; it blooms again in May.
She said she had a surprise for me and sent me a video of her having sex with some fat dude. It was a mood killer
Today is a wonderful day to be mildly hungover
Just banged your ex. So it really is 'him, not you' in that he's gay. Rodeo champion gay.
Please come to class. I miss you and I have a horse mask
You now have a new job. Call me around 1pm everyday and make sure I've eaten something. All I've had today is dick and cheesecake.
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