He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
when she was cumming she looked like terri schiavo. it took all of my memorized porn images to not go limp.
I'm going to go hang out on a giant wooden pirate ship for 5 days.
I kept waking up & seeing my Goodfellas poster and thinking it was a window with people crammed against it staring at me.
I guess the lighting in my room made it look like they were moving. I remember telling myself that they were watching over me and protecting me from the cops
i dont mean to point any fingers but there is a lot of urine in the kitchen
dude there's no way we're going back in there for your puke shoes
Ya, found out why there were rat traps in my bed. Guess I pissed in Sams room so he went to the store and got them and put them on my bed and put tabasco in his humidifier and put it in my room
MEET ME OUTSIDE YOUR HOUSE IN THREE MINUTES. BE DRUNK. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
If you can find a Canadian Lesbian to have pity sex with me, let me know.
I'm about to have a threesome at the hotel where I had my quinceañera. Becoming a woman under this roof for the second time, whaaat
I'm trimming my pubes right now and the battery was wearing down. So I chose to only trim one side. I cut the right side down and now I look like pubic two-face. Right all trim and near and left like a caveman.
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
I'm bringing home frosties. I need to talk about butt stuff.
Dreamt I had my own personal vibrator rep, who made house calls. I earned an upgrade to an electric model, since I was burning through batteries. That's it. Time for a bf.
She sent a group text pic called "Assemble" of his dick next to her forearm.
I'm down.
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