I got drunk and threw up on a kid at the amusement park. I think they're pressing charges.
drinking steel reserve before noon and watching the price is right... 211... bet i pass out before then.
Miss Michigan hasn't even been Miss USA for 24hrs and already stripper pole pics are surfacing. Classy.
Hello wreck, this is your train calling.
Yeah he gave the rest of the brownies to the bouncer that took his fake
Someday you'll be stoned enough to create a one-person step team and then you'll understand
So to distract myself from jackies vomiting, im making up a story in my head. It's called the little penis that could
...if you're living vicariously thought me, that was a great blow job you just gave in the B&N parking lot.
You asked him for a membership to him and his dick.
Dude. Her vagina is a blender.
Woke her up in the middle of the night with the smell from a fart. So proud of my colon.
He said he discovered the mysteries of the universe inside an orange... I want whatever he was on.
I'm taking a shower and i'm gonna bring my pocketknife with me
She bruised my penis again. But, trooper I am we kept on going.
For someone I see at the bar by herself all the time... I should have know she had a tazer.
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