The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
it was really awkward. it took him like like 2 minutes to realize who he was jacking off to. he stopped mid-stroke. such a small small world
i told you not to try chat roulette
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
we traced the origins of this shit fest of a relationship back to a single instance of road head. then we did a reinacment
Dude, so the police showed up at my house with my wallet told me they found it in the church fountain then handed me a pamphlet on AA saying it was from the pastor. What happend?
I am making pancakes and watching Spongebob Squarepants. My life is a waste of youth.
Slow dancing with the chandelier.
I'm having an emotional breakdown watching baby sloths on YouTube you need to come save me from myself.
Turns out floaties are a great thing after a couple bottles of vodka
He went snooping and now he's all intimidated by my super amazing box of sexy time toys.
Please stop calling it that.
This weekend I was almost blinded by a cumshot to the eye, so happy Labor Day I guess
I've never SEEN someone give negative fucks before. It's actually rather impressive. I want to study under them.
Remind me to tell you about how I hit a tree with my car last night.
I'll be glad to.
I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
Randomize
