he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
Lesbian chick is doing her presentation on the time she woke up on the dockside still drunk at 7 am. This is why I show up to chinese class.
We were trying to sober you with hotdog buns but you refused put half of it in your bra and said you'd save it for later
I mean I drunk but not enough to handle a Scientology convention
The intern claims someone glued plastic eyeballs to his penis last night. He going to show everyone in the conference room at 3pm. There is a $5 cover charge.
I am so excited I do not know how I will sleep.
It's like the Christmas morning of dicks
Well I have rug burns in both armpits, somehow. So yes you should have been here
I decided to start over my porn collection by deleting the old stuff. That was a sad piece of a pie chart...
I made out with drunk Joe Dirt and then put his mullet wig on for him. True Halloween romance.
Just ignore the penis. It's won't bother you. I promise.
listen. i haven't sucked a dick in well over three years but i believe in myself.
Disclaimer- Don’t worry about my wounded nip. I put a bandaid on it.
Sharted again. Stuck in traffic. Fuck
My nipples are YOUNG and they need TWISTING
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