My balls are about to become a huge part of your mouth's life
so when am I gonna get some from you?
when you dick grows 3 inches
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
It's going to be great. We're a perfect team to break up marriages and happiness.
She tried to cook Velveeta IN the oven on clean mode.
i don't know. but im upstairs in the closet with a burger i found in their fridge
You'd be surprised at the stuff my vagina tells my brain to say
I may be in the process of acquiring a second male fuck buddy and dating a girl....FUCKING STOP THE TRAIN I'M ON! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!!
She found my old SD card with stuff I "didn't keep" or "didn't record us doing".... She's pissed but really horny. Did I just win at sex?
So unless we're getting married, I can't see him cry AND have sex with him. It just doesn't work like that.
I have experienced an excessively hairy ballsack in my mouth...and it was horrifying. I keep feeling it in my mouth now. It's like hairy ball PTSD.
Was about to close the deal last night until he said he hadn't seen the Taylor Swift video. So I made him watch it before I let him have sex with me.
All im saying is that my face might fall off.
I just put condoms in a mason jar because it looked prettier than the box.I think I've peaked.
THERE ARE LEGITLY 4 SEPARATE BITE MARKS ON MY DICK. WHAT. THE. FUCK.
Legitimately*
Go fuck yourself
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