isnt it creepy that our bodies make people
I was so drunk I accidentally put in two tampons.
I tried to talk you out of it. You were worried about alcohol being a blood thinner.
See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
but instead of smelling like hand cream and homemade cookies, she smells like a yeast infection.
Im sending over a girl who thinks youre in the next twilight movie
your the best winggirl ever
His health insurance plan WILL NOT cover Lasix surgery but it WILL cover 100% of a penis enlargment operation...
At one point in time, he cried and said I didn't appreciate him.
well its a long story but basically i overcame many cockblocks
Sweetie, don't go home with him. You can do so much better. Everyone else at the bar agrees.
I am as serious as getting herpes in Mexico...
What do herpes have to do with anything?
You said "sustain yourself" quietly over and over as you fed joeys hamster cashews. Acid you is a trip
Also this freshmen guy is talking about his gag reflex and no one is making blowjob jokes. I have no faith in the next generation.
Shouting "one vagina to rule them all" was probably not the best way to meet our best mates fiance
God help them if any millennials are in the vicinity. Rent is too high and we no longer fear death
My horoscope should say: you're an alcoholic, get help today, Pisces
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