I hate you but I'm not in hate with you
i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
Your remote is drenched in lotion and you expect me to believe you weren't masturbating?!
She said I had the biggest dick she'd ever seen. And when you consider how many she's come in contact with, it's kind of like winning the heisman.
There are beer cans & oyster shells along the side of the road. I belong here
thanks so much for stopping me from telling him i want to have sex with him while i proceeded to hookup with the air.
I can't even masturbate without crying fuck this break up
He told me we shouldn't hang out because it would be weird and then snap chatted me a picture of his dick
I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
I apologize in advance for the amount of cleavage I'll be exposing your boyfriend to.
Watching the awkward tinder date at the table next to mine is the most action I've had in months, so there's that.
I never realized the effects a broken spine would have on my sex life
Just a couple of adults talking about cum shots at 8am on presidents day
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
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