the only reason I knew his name is because half way through I looked up and it was tatooed on his chest.
is it bad that the only reason i knew what antidote meant in class today, was from years of playing pokemon?
I wish all the girls i wanted to sleep with knew how big my dick was then id have a better chance
I thought that since they were twins... they would be equally as good in bed
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
Abby. I can text perfectly. I pledge allegiance to the flag of the united states of america. and to the republic, for which we stand, one nation under god indivisible and with liberty and justice for all god bless america
Is there a technical name for reverse cowgirl? I'm trying to maintain a little dignity with my mother here
I made out with him with my retainers in. My drunken hook-ups get lazier and lazier.
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
You tried to convince me you were sober by doing jumping jacks. For an hour.
You can't die you're my only democrat family member
And remember people can't hear you kick ass in space
I just compared my relationship to that double ended dong scene from Requiem. This day just took a turn.
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
Mimosas make me so tired. I just ordered a huge thing of pasta and gonna eat it in my underwear like a bad bitch
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