She's like a coupon for free blow jobs. No purchase necessary.
I mean I'm not worried about us not getting wasted. I'm more worried that I'll be doing a Boris yeltzen impression by 1030.
I want a picture of impoverished children wearing Oregon national champions shirts.
Yes, I feel sorry for the tribe that gets those. They won't be able to hide from the lions.
I was just reelected president of justgotlaidsylvania
todays sighting is titled: Bum taking pictures with an invisible camera.
Its bad when you wake up with a penis drawn on your face. Its worse when you find out its traced..
I spent a lot of time in their kitchen cause I was convinced that the living room was gonna fall... Sorry for not warning you about that.
He wouldn't let me put a red handprint on his face or scream to him everytime he walked away.
Why did you want to do any of that?
If someones last name is Wilson, you are obligated to pretend that you are Tom Hanks and they are a Volleyball and quote the movie when you speak to them.
I just sold my hat for three car bombs. I call that a win.
No it was good. I serenaded the holding cell occupants with a fabulous rendition of Making Love out of Nothing at all. It was fucking amazing!
sometimes, you gotta take him by the hands like tails took sonic, and fly him into the bedroom.
You yelled to anyone that tried to help you "I have a burrito, what else could a girl want?"
Until you can top getting paid to have women tell you to check out their ass, my job will remain better than yours
i want to shrink myself down to penis size, climb inside of her pussy and just live there for a few months.
I'll be home soonish I need 4th of July sex, it's the American thing to do.
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