areee we human. . .oorrr areee we dancerssssss?!
you srsly need to quit going to that bar
Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
I just told the 2nd grade class leprechauns are the children of midgets.
You know I'm really starting to enjoy being everyones first gay experience
I should never bitch about not getting laid. He's begging me to come over and I'm saying no because I'm watching a Golden Girls marathon.
why didn't you say something constructive like "stop chugging that vodka"?
all i know is that each time we woke up we were at a different chinese restaurant. help.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
Apparently after taking body shots off of a guy i haven't seen since 1st grade, i ate a stick of butter, showed everyone my tampon string, and fell off the boat. my uggs belong to the sea now
I think people like me is why alcohol became illegal at one point
If you've never been pounded by an Eastern European body builder, I would highly recommend it.
Well, I washed his beard with dish soap and then I fucked him three times.
He said he remembers me...standing on a snowy roof, smoking a blunt, yelling "you're pretty fly for a white guy" at him. Sounds about right.
Tried to shave my legs but the rug burn on my knees from last night got in the way.
The lady in the stall next to me just screamed "why are you so hairy!?" and "why can't you get any!?" to her vagina. WTF
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