I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
At least you didnt end up topless in a Tina Turner wig singing cabaret tunes
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
nothing like morning wood sex at 4pm. funemployment ftw
just had to re-breakup with her. it was like shooting a dead horse that was crying and talking.
dude all you wanted to do was sleep under a bridge
We have to have sex while I'm dressed as a tiger. It's one of my life goals
You gave me your shirt to use as a napkin every time I spilled beer on myself. Before we went to the bar.
Also, I've found a new way to get drunk at work for free. Everytime I make a bushwhacker and there's extra... I put it in a cup. Its the Never ending drink.
I might as well rub my vagina against it before I throw it away.
Had the best sex Thursday night then Friday night I met his girlfriend. The worst thing is we became friends like she gave me her number.
YOU CAN'T GET A TATTOO BECAUSE OF KPOP FANFICTION. THAT'S NOT HOW LIFE WORKS
How was your night?
I spent a lot of money and drank a lot of booze. Also was part of a successful search party
You walked right into the door. Even the door guy and security guys were laughing.
I just licked honey off my own tit. Is there anything about that which doesn't SCREAM single???
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