ive been sending my husband naked pics of my whole body from my phone..its a work phone. do you think our boss can see? if so, im either getting fired, or a raise.
Sandra Bullock looks like the most recent Michael Jackson
I'm pretty sure the new "vibrating mascara" is just a disguised dildo for those of us who are too ashamed to purchase a real one.
Well, at least their eye lashes will look good while they masturbate shamefully.
How do you get mayonnaise out of... well jesus it's everywhere, let's start with carpets
Just got a blow job while taking my online quiz. How is life in the dorms treating you?
Apple should advertise that their phones are puke-proof. They would appeal to a whole new audience.
I just accidentally hit share on pornhub... Probably the scariest moment of my life
He's in a nude suit, bald, with a pink headband and a black sharpie streak down his forehead.
Last night I woke up and the national rep of his frat was sucking my toe.
Its a cash in stratch tickets to afford cigarettes and coffee kind of friday
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
I told him that I wanted his dick like I wanted a jumbo hot dog. There something wrong with my priorities
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
So, I ran into Garrett last night in the laundry room.
Oh really? First post break-up run in. How'd it go? Awkward?
Um. We had sex on a washing machine.
Its official, kitchen-couch is my favorite.
You passed out again didn't you?
its likely that this occurred.
Randomize
