WHY CAN'T YOU EVER SHIT LIKE A NORMAL PERSON, JESSE.
He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
Please tell me what happened last night... specifically who told me it was a good idea to pee in my shoe.
And you just kept trying to fit through the dog door and not drop Jello shots.
I forgot to tell you about my 7:30am Sunday morning run to the local convenience store to buy condoms, a du-rag and a shot glass
I come bearing gifts of whiskey and vagina
They just showed up to the party with a shopping cart full stolen of naty ice cans, no boxes, just cans. Shit just got real !
I just threw up 34 cents. What in god's name did we do last night?
just had to get on my knees to snort an addy off the little sink at the daycare. teacher of the year!
My vagina has a mind if its own. Can you imagine if I didnt have you to run her ideas through.
So apparently, after 11 beers, 2 pitchers of sangria and 3 rhum & cokes, the idea of popping a load of MD and jumping on the trampoline, in the woods, in my underwear was the best one ever.
Sorry for trying to baptize you last night
You knew the entire thing in Latin I was so impressed
Okay so I've been talking to the mice again and they agree with me that you're a piece of shit.
He's my blizzard buddy. We're blowing lines and doing a 3D game of thrones puzzle
Stop saving videos when you’re using my pornhub account!!! My girlfriend just tried to finger my butt because she thinks I’m into that
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