The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
What's the name of that girl you hooked up with? The one that looks like the fire hose sign.
he showed me his boner with his cell phone light during the movie.
didn't have any spoons so I beer bonged my chicken noodle soup. I fucking love camping.
Made a visit to my old puking stall. I missed it.
Its a bummer that corporate america doesn't believe in $2 u call its on a Sunday night
Saturday morning. Went into a study room excited b/c some1 had left a paper w/ an inspirational quote: YOU ARE cApable of aChieving anything yoU waNT. Then I read the bold letters.....
I have reverted to folding laundry while watching porn. how much sadder can my life get?
I feel that the drunker I get, the drunker Facebook gets.
Bitch, it's 2 in the afternoon.
He said he wanted to sit next to the fountain so he could "watch the water hit the other water".
you asked the cab driver if he wanted to meet your parents, last night.
just put a ruler in a cup trying to measure how much ivve had to drink..... God help me
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
someone is getting fuckign RAWDOGGED on this campus as we speak and it makes me FURIOUS
What better than a girl who loves jager, sexts like a champ and is down for t-bell at any hours of the night? oh wait, NOTHING.
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