fuck. did you have to draw it on me with a permanent marker
People are handing out olympic condoms downtown, just put it on and it broke, this is how there trying to raise the population. Very sneaky canadian government, very sneaky
Neighbors just bought a new bong. Got high with them and we decided to name it "Gary colemans sweet sugarlumps" these guys are hilarious
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
Dude it was a mini horse. It obviously only eats mini things.
Only sluts go out in this weather carpe diem boys
I feel like we need a drunken piñata bash with your face being the piñata and my hopes and dreams being the stick
We're about to play the try not to vom at the president's house game...
Feels like I ran a marathon last night. A tequila marathon.
30-degree weather + Metal Cockring Monday = really hard to pee.
I will pay you in sex, beer and popcorn if you will come fold my clothes for me.
Add free use of your panini press and its a deal.
Deal.
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
He's on the porch naked. Help.
so i went over to her house and we played crash bandicoot, ate calzones, and had sex all day. im in love.
It's like a donut of clothes around a pair of heels. Like they were transported to another dimension naked.
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