Saved 180 Bucks tonight. Pulled my own tooth. More money to party with.
jess passed out on the pong table. it was depressing until we started singing shania twain an hour later and heard her muffled voice singing along.
no sex. but he left me weed, so almost as good.
she was drinking until 3, woke up at 7, shouted 'I'M STILL DRUNK" and went out for a jog in her thong
I wore water proof eyeliner just incase the first picture of me of 2012 is a mugshot
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
Ok, it's starting to sound like someone's out there trying to learn to play the trombone while breaking kitchenware.
He said, "cum on daddy's dick!" ... I pictured my dad. That just scarred me for life.
I wanna just rip ass and see his reaction but i bet itd be better to shatter that illusion when hes drunk
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
Alas my dad DD'd me. Legit cock blocked to the highest degree
Not exactly hook line and sinker right away, but I'll give him a second chance. I should sext him me in my blue shark onesie.
Ps I took your recycling out, the 9 champagne bottles, vodka bottle, and tequila bottle is how I knew it was yours
My adderall dealer raised his prices due to "impending inflation" ... never buying from a college grad again
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
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