You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
im as drunk as the barefoot contessa. GET TO MY LEVEL
dude. stop pregaming the food network.
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
In retrospect, it was a terrible idea, going down on her with these ulcers in my mouth.
i found a beer bottle on top of the urinal, peed in it and put it back... if anyone gets drunk enough to fall for it they deserve it
My entire floor is waiting for the couple to come out of the shower. She's a screamer. We've blockaded them
Can we have a celebratory fuck now that the lockout is over?
You're the best girlfriend ever.
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
You stood outside his house all night throwing your sister's leftover Easter eggs and singing 'now you're just somebody that I used to blow'
threw up outside of the dorms in the parking lot in the pouring rain on the first day of class, i'd say summer is off to a good start.
I've honestly never felt so much emotion towards a wall
It started with a wedding, followed by a drag show, and ended with Trevor getting punched in the face by the bouncer. How was your weekend?
I never thought I would have to put a band-aid on my penis.
He didn't have much of a personality. But I had like 100 orgasms, so that's cool.
Anyone would get lost in that field after that much vodka. Trust me... I kind of feel like superman considering I even made it home. Most people would've been face down in a random oilfield. Not this guy.
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