yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
I'm outside your house...sorry I feel like I don't need formal invites anymore.
Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
mom and dad sent me an easter basket full of beer pong supplies again.
I think its only fitting my first purchase with my student loan is a glass pipe? I think ill name it 'Subsidized'
this blows. i told the guy at the bar that i was the DD and it was like i just announced over megaphone that i had genital herpes. no one will talk to me now.
ONE NIGHT STAND. You have 27 minutes before the offer expires, so I suggest you hurry.
No. No, there is no forgiveness for this. The only way I'm forgiving you for this is if you somehow convince your sister to have sex with me. In her car.
There were so few words spoken that I'm not sure if it was make-up or break-up sex.
i wish it would rain vodka just once. i have not puked yet bring it on
That's like the cock version of a mortal kombat fatality.
Can't be like "hey can you elaborate on this three year old tweet" can I?
There are regrets.. and there are RAGRETS
Well, I'll handle this like I always do. Black the fuck out, make out with randoms, give out my number like candy. You know. Standard operating procedure
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
Randomize
