i freaking love being in a circle of guys. if i fart none of them suspect me.
I feel that the whole multiple orgasm thing is god's way of saying "sorry for the childbirth deal"
I want a meaningful relationship and i wont get one if i keep giving him blow jobs in my basement while watching family guy.
she said and I quote "NO SOUP FOR YOU!!!" and closed her legs.
Are you seriously gonna shit with that life vest on?
All I know is that if a letter starts with "I'm aware you jerked off in the bathroom last night," I don't want to finish reading it.
Is my lip ring still in your hair?
We need to re-create the Get Some Ass Tour 2002.
Um, 2 out of 3 people involved with that particular event are now married, so I don't think that will be happening.
HELLO, they're MARRIED! They need to get some ass more than anyone.
My goal for tonight is to swipe my debit card through those weird rolls on the back of a big bald guy's head.
new costume idea. paint swatches and a ball gag... I'll be 50 shades of grey.
Dude! I just figured out I can successfully hide a 4oz flask between my boobs without endangering my cleavage! College: conquered!
Do you ever just feel like you can feel hormones radiating from your uterus?
There is nothing worse than the batteries of your vibrator dying on valentines day
You wouldn't believe how many pro-life stickers, and "show us your tits" signs there are between here and Dallas.
Want to have dinner and we can talk about how my vagina can make you feel better?
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