Does my surprise involve the use of a safe word?
Probably.
I'm in.
Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
Woke up this morning with one boob drawn on to look like the globe. Questionable?
i made the cop pinkie-promise not to arrest me if i failed the breathalizer.
I just realized that I'm gonna have to lower my standards if I want random head.
we're on our way back. she tried to pants the waiter again.
Your French couch surfers have just started playing flip cup with old crow. Basically you need to come back here
Oh aight, and i was just going to be content with drinking, beating off and watching ninja turtles
Can vaginas get frostbite?
Also, in the middle of me riding him, he said "I want you to dance on my dick" like I was supposed to know what that means
Can I come by? I want you to meet my squirrel
Who wants to play the "pick up your shit from our floor because you're not paying rent or dating either of us" game?
We played 2 very competitive games of Jenga and then fucked our brains out... BEST. RELATIONSHIP. EVER.
I should've known a straight guy wouldn't know all the words to Moana
Dick is dick. I’m not turning it down because he’s younger than me. Covid has been a real cockblock and I’m a woman with needs
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