I love sluts.
I end my prayers with that every single night.
you kept searching pizza on facebook and becoming a fan of each page dedicated to it
I'm a fake celebrity on twitter. I need a life.
Well, ive pounded a baby into a stripper and a girl who was on jerry springer, a 16 year old is logically next.
i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
he bit the head off a dead goose for 5 beers. this is my future boyfriend.
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
Facebook stalking a girl from Germany is harder then you think.you have to copy and paste all this shit into freetranslations.com then try and piece together an awkward sentence. If only I could put this energy into something productive.
Jesus once told his disciples that its better to hang out with your best friend than give some douche bag a bj.
okay. this is james and youre probably never ever gonna see me again unless i really really really want some pussy. sorry.
you're usually drunk when you offer. there's one time you called me, told me not to dye my hair red, and asked if i wanted to see your tits.
I think I should just be a madame. Fuck it.
I'm just gonna post fliers on telephone poles like, "who wantsta be a hooooooe?!"
Went to take a shower. Brought my wine, forgot my towel.
Can you bring me some underwear? I feel uncomfortable going underwear less at a Remembrance Day ceremony.
Where does drinking Flat, warm beer from two days ago rank of the No Fucks Given scale?
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